THE FUNNIES

Hi fellow joeys,
I am sorry that I was unable to attend last month's meeting. The good news is that my Monday night classes end next week, so that I will be able to attend the meetings again.

I would like you all to know that our board is working very hard to improve the club. Please let us know what programs you would like to that we can better serve you.- bump-a-nose, Pom-Pom

This Month's Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Woo. Woo, who?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Saying of the Month

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -Mark Twain

This Month's Meeting

Since every one was admiring Ricky-Ricardo's make-up at the meeting last month, we asked him and his friends to do a make-up demonstrators The demonstrators are (Ricardo Trejo) clowning for 10 years, Sorullo, (Salvador Rodriguez)clowning for 8 years and Fiesta (Yazmin Garcia) clowning for 6 years. They are Mexicans who work in los angeles area and santa ana, and they love their job. Please bring your make up to practice with them at the same time they are doing it. That way they can help you with any question you may have. Don't forget the wipes or oil to take it off.

Hi Clowns,
I sure hope you have been enjoying the hot, humid weather..... Not!
It sure is difficult when clowning in all this heat. You end up looking like a wet noodle. Here are a few hot weather tips to help cool things off.
Consider trading your wig in for a clowny hat. You can decorate them with all sorts of things that will coordinate with your costume and your character. You can go itsy bitsy, or hugey largo. It will help to keep you a bit cooler in the summer months.
Nothing wrong with fewer layers in your costume, and try to keep a cotton layer closest to your body. Avoid Polyester and synthetic fabrics! Try wearing a cotton undershirt, under your costume, as it can help to absorb perspiration. Wear extra deodorant so you smell sooo good up close.
Look for battery operated fans. There are all kinds of models available. You can find them at Big Lots, Walmart, Target, the swapmeet.... They sit right on the table, and move the air just enough to fake you out, and make you feel like it's not as hot as it really is.... Buy your batteries at Big Lots or the Dollar store, they are the best value. When all else fails, use your balloon pumps for a quick burst of air to help you cool down. Also, a spray bottle with water in it for a quick misting. Pack it in your cooler for a more refreshing squirt.
Pack cold drinks, mainly ice water.. Stay hydrated... Avoid the sun. Pack a beach type umbrella just in case. Bring a bungy cord in case you need to tie it down.
Wear funny sunglasses that match your costume. Not people kind, clown kind. There are so many bright colors and shapes available now days. Look around. Shop with clown eyes.
Try wearing a lighter foundation makeup instead of grease paint. Try Starblend Auguste Powder base makeups for a lighter feel. your skin will breath better. If you are wearing traditional grease paint makeup, remember to powder generously! Let it sit on you skin a minute longer as it will absorb into the skin better, then brush off excess.
Most importantly, remember, you are not the only one feeling the heat, stay in character, act cool at all times! Bump a nose - Klinko - <;o ) xxx

Hi COAI Members!

How did your International Clown Week go?  Did you take pictures?  Don’t forget you can put them in an album and put captions with them.  Record your clown week story in a nice album and send it in to COAI to be eligible  for the Individual Charlie award!  See the rules for your entry at the COAI website at www.coai.org.  Also while you are at the website, check out all the other opportunities for being a COAI member!  Find out more about our next convention in Houston, Texas, A Little Bit of Country, a Little Bit of Rock and Roll….the Texans, they know how to do it right!

See you at the meeting!

Butterscotch

FUN Facts for clowns!     

1. How were circuses first ever advertised back in the 1800’s? Advance men would travel 10 days in ahead of the circus, advertising it on small display bills, handbills and word of mouth.
2. Where does the word “Circus” come from? The Latin meaning ring or circles.
3. How many pounds of grass a day do elephants in the wild eat? They eat 350 pounds per day.
4. What does an elephant do all day? They sleep for 6 hours and eat for 18 hours.
5. How much does a mature elephant weigh? They weigh 7,000 to 8,000 pounds.
6. What is the world record for the most consecutive turns skipping rope on a high wire? It was 521 by Walter Guerrero in 1996.
7. Where did the word “leotard” come from to describe a tight fitting garment? The world-famous trapeze artist, Jukes Leotard!

When I go to clown gigs I like to teach children (and even adults) something that they do not know. Here are some facts that you can memorize and use at your next clown gig. Then you will look very smart. WOW! What a great new concept!
-Pam House-
                    

FOR SALE
Jim Howle prints that are numbered and framed.
We have LOTS of his prints as well as a box of collectible clowns for those who want to add to their collections. Call, email or contact us by carrier pigeon if needed. Kelley 714-974-3599 or pdaproductions@sbcglobal.net

Balloon Jam 1st Monday of the Month, All American Balloon Supply,
7171 Patterson Drive Garden Grove, CA 92841
(800) 999-4565 or (714) 487-6300. www.allamericanballoon.com
includes a free mini lesson, Bring your own pump and balloons.

Also 3rd Monday of the month, place to be announced, call Pom-Pom for more information. 714-539-4472

Orange County Face Painters Jam. 2nd Tuesday of the month from 3-8 p.m. at the HOMETOWN BUFFET 1630 W. Katella (& Euclid), Anaheim CA 92802
We DO have to eat...but it's a small price to pay for the use of a private banquet room for that many hours. Bring your paints. There will also be a vendor.

Balloon Jam Every last Monday of the month
At Denny’s in Colton Ca. If any one wants information ask Boo Boo 909-496-8393

Your Funny Business Board and Associates:

Paulette "Pom-Pom" Rosen, President
Newsletter Editor,Webdesigner and Webmaster
714/539-4472 pom-pom@ pom-pomclown.com

Karla "Klinko" Medeiros, Vice President
949-496-5073 klinko@.net

Pam "Twinkles d'Clown" House, Secretary
562-431- 5785 klassyklowns1@yahoo.com

Warner "Ichi Michi" Adachi, Treasurer
714-653-2903 wadachi07@yahoo.com

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