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July 2003
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Volume 13 Number 2 | |||
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Next meeting
Monday, July 14, 2003, 7:00 PM
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Membership Renewal ReminderThe Funny Business calendar year runs from June 1st through May 31st. Membership dues will be $18.00 per year per person 16 years of age and older with no family discounts. Members will receive free admission to all meetings including lectures with the exception of the hiring of a high priced lecturer and a vote by the membership to charge admission for all in attendance to defray the cost. The regular charge for lecture nights for non-members will be $5.00, with a ceiling of $10.00 in cases the board deems necessary. Members in good standing may host a table at our annual Swap Meet for a charge of $5.00 per table. All minors (15 years old and under) are welcome to attend club meetings and events at no charge, but must have the adult member with them. (I apologize if you missed
last month's reminder. It was buried in the Guest Speaker article-Editor) |
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| July: Curt "Gospel Gus" and Becky "Praisen Penny" Johnson |
A police officer pulled over a car full of clowns. The clown asked, "Is there a problem officer?"
"Yes, you were doing 100 miles per hour," he replied.
"Well, the sign said 100. So is it still considered speeding?" asked the clown.
The officer looked at her, laughed, and said, "Now ma'am, that sign says County Road 100." After he said this, the officer realized that the other clowns looked terrified. So he asked them if everything was OK.
One clown in the back replies, "Yes sir, we're fine -- we just got off County Road 242 and we're just catching our breath!"
-Modified from classmates.com
Becky "Praisen Penny" Johnson,
President
714/490-0872 abcministryabc@ cs.com
John "Cuddles" Acuna, Vice President
562-948-3163 cuddlesclown@ yahoo.com
April "Sally Kate" Stull, Secretary
562/429-6414 coachdes@ hotmail.com
Susan "Pwincess" Nelson Treasurer
714/776-7926
David "Coachie" Stull and Susan
"Pwincess " Nelson, Scholarship Committee
John "Cuddles" Acuna, Birthday Chairperson
Candy "Butterscotch" Will, Regional
Vice President for COAI
949/489-9971 Btrsctch4H@ cs.com
Send all Articles by the first of the
month to:
Paulette "Pom-Pom" Rosen, Newsletter Editor
and Webmaster for "Clown Pages" our Funny Business Website
714/539-4472 pom-pom@pom-pomclown.com
Funny Business Website http://clownpages.com