THE FUNNIES

Funny Business Newsletter
March 2005 Volume 14 Number 10

Meeting Place
All American Balloons, 1101 S. Grand Ave. Suite A, Santa Ana,
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Next meeting Monday, March 14 2005, 7:00 PM

 

This Month

MARCH SPEAKER

Candy Will will be teaching some basics for face painting, how to paint using circles, squares, rectangles and triangles. Everyone who wants to paint should bring their face painting tools and be prepared to learn and share ideas. This should be a fun night of face painting and sharing!

 



Our Valentine's Evening Meeting


Our meeting was held on Valentine's Day & those who did not attend really missed out on a very informative lecture by our own Wendy Olson. Her topic was "Theme Parties" and she brought many items with her. She did not have enough time to show all of the things that she brought along but I'm sure we can talk her into coming back for a continuation of her topic. We really did learn "tons of things" that night. We have a huge thank you for Wendy and also to her daughter Sandy and friend who assisted Wendy. She went all out with the things that she brought and she even brought along chocolate dipped strawberries, which were yummy! A great big thank you to Mannassara's Strawberry Farm, 3210 E. La Palma, Anaheim for donating the strawberries

We also have a big thank you to All-American Balloon for being there that evening. It was Valentine's Day and the staff had made their own plans for the evening. Juan was nice enough to stay instead of taking his wife out to dinner as planned. Thank you for being there for us Juan. You are appreciated


This N' That From President Pam

Think about this. . . .in hospitals a touch is therapeutic. It is skin to skin and a touch helps in healing. Many white-faced clowns that go to hospitals do not wear their gloves. I think there is a real strong case for gloveless clowns. What do you think? But remember one fact; always wash your hands before touching any patient. This is a safety measure for the patient and the germs that you carry. What about the magical coloring book that many clowns use and many of the kids have already seen it? Buy two identical coloring books but pull out all of the pages of one of them (big lot's are less expensive & the 99 cent store). Now when you hold it up most kids won't recognize it and you will be well into your trick before they realize that they may have seen the trick done before. And you can also attach a plastic sheet to the back of the "trick" coloring book. Buy a "birthday certificate" from a party shop or make one on your computer (print master or print shop programs work well). Put the child's name and birth date on it. Slip the certificate into the plastic sheet. At the end of the coloring book trick, turn the book over and there is the certificate, which you give to the birthday child. This makes a nice finale for your show.


A QUESTION THAT IS HARD TO ANSWER: " WHY ARE INSALTED CRACKERS STILL CALLED SALTINES?"


 

 

Fear Of Clowns Is Real!

 

Clowns really do not want to scare children, or adults for that matter. But there are children that grow up with a true fear of clowns. The clinical name for the fear is called "COULRAPHOBIA." The question to all of us clowns is how can we prevent children from really being scared of us?

The first thing that we have to remember is that when we deal with children, we adults are "giant-sized" to the children. When you deal with the children, remember to come down to their level physically. Try to remember how you felt at that age looking up at adults. Sit on the floor or get on your knees

The thing to really remember - - NEVER FORCE A FRIGHTENED CHILD TO COME TO THE CLOWN. Many of you have had the parents FORCE the scared child to go to you, the clown, if only for a picture. Other parents say, "They have to be not afraid of you (the clown) and getting them to go to you will have them get over the fear of clowns. WRONG!

One thing you can do as a clown is to also act frightened of the child and explaining to the parents that you "get really scared by little children when they are frightened." It shows the fear to the child and then the child is "more brave" than the clown. The clown is scared and lets the child off the hook and focused on the clown. And it also allows the clown to "lower himself" and thus raise the child up. But it then gets the message across to the parents that when the child is ready, they then will come to the clown and it will be a happy experience that everyone wanted to begin with. If the parents still "DON'T GET IT", then you, as a clown, have to back off telling the parents you do not want to scare the child.

And last but not least, think of your face and make-up. You want to entertain children and not frighten them. The purpose of the clown make-up is to amplify your own natural features. And finally - JUST HAVE FUN!


 





BOB BERKY - This "Theatrical clown with extraordinary class" has entertained audiences all over the world. A quote from the Hong Kong Festival reads " Laughter it was. Unadulterated, uninhibited roars of hysteria, mind you...and the magician: who transcended all age, culture and language barriers to reduce the lot of us to a convulsing mass was Bob Berky."

If you are interested in seeing Bob Berky at La Mirada Theatre you can purchase seats on-line (see link above) or by calling the Box Office at (562) 944-9801 or (714) 994-6310.
We will be in ORCHESTRA Row R for the 1:30 show. Tickets are $8.00 each with $1.00 per ticket postage and handling.


 

The Food At Each Meeting

Do you enjoy eating at the meetings? This is done because many of the members come directly from work and do not have time to eat dinner before the meeting. And the meeting ends at 9pm and people would really be hungry. We need you, the members to volunteer monthly for the food. It doesn't have to be a fancy spread, or it can if you wish. We just need other people to provide the food for the meeting. Once, again, nobody signed up to provide the food for our march meeting. So Paulette Rosen will is bringing the food. We need you to sign up to provide the food for the meeting. If enough people do sign up throughout the year, you would only have to bring food once or twice for the year. That is not a lot to ask from our members. And remember, "your club is only as good as each and every one of you make it".

 

 

COAI NEWS by Candy

Hello Everyone,
Clowns of America International is a great organization to belong to for several reasons, but one of the best reasons to belong is receiving the New Calliope Magazine every two months for the year. The yearly cost, ($30 for the first year, $25 every year after that) is well worth the cost alone. The New Calliope is packed with wonderful articles about different kinds of clowning ideas, which may include ideas for face painting, how to handle children at a birthday party, parade ability ideas plus many other helpful ideas.
COAI offers insurance plus help with starting a clown alley.
It has many programs to promote clowning so that great clowning is encouraged by every COAI member.
If you are not a member and are interested in finding our more, please see me at the next meeting or check out the COAI website at: www.coai.org.

See you at the meeting!
Candy Will
COAI SW Regional VP


Your Funny Business Board and Associates:

Pam "Twinkles d'Clown" House, President
562-431-6955
twinklesdclown@ yahoo.com

John "Cuddles" Acuna, Vice President
562-948-3163 cuddlesclown@ yahoo.com

Jackie "Sweetheart" McDoniel, Secretary
714-636-7966
jackiemc@ socal.rr.com

Candy "Butterscotch" Will, Treasurer and Regional Vice President for COAI
949-489-9971 Btrsctch4h@ cox.net

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