THE FUNNIES

Funny Business Newsletter
May 2005    Volume 14 Number 12

Meeting Place
All American Balloons, 1101 S. Grand Ave. Suite A, Santa Ana,
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Next meeting Monday, May 9 2005, 7:00 PM

 

This Month

SWAP MEET & CLUB ELECTIONS

Our May meeting will be a very busy one so we need you to arrive promptly at 6:30 p.m. so we can get going at 7 p.m. exactly. We have our club's annual Swap Meet. Clean out your closets, sheds & garages. One man's discards are another man's treasure. Bring enough change to make change. The charge is $5.00 for members and $10.00 for non-members per table. Come on time to set up your table. Participate in your club.

And we also are having our club elections. We need people to run for an office. "Step up to the plate" & run. Your club is only as good as you make it.

This is the one month that we do not have any guest speaker!



Last Month


April Meeting's Speaker

Our speaker was "Molly The Clown" who did a skit for us. She had three live animals & talked in detail about working with them. She showed & gave us the skinny on her props (valuable information). And she explained & showed us stage presentation. If you have questions or need advice Molly said we could contact her. She can be reached at Sherry Newberg's "House Of Humor" shop at (714) 540-3455. Those who were there learned lots & those who missed it….well?


This N' That From President Pam

Here is a prop idea for you to use. Everyone knows the phrase, "it's raining cats & dogs". The materials you need are as follows: (a) one umbrella frame (b) 8 twelve inch pieces of light gauge wire (c)8 small stuffed cats & dogs (d) ribbon, yarn, glitter, etc. Take an umbrella frame. Loop the wire around each animal's body or neck & tight enough so it won't slip off. Open the umbrella frame & attach the other end of the wire through the end of the hole in each arm of the frame. Decorate the frame with ribbon, yarn or other fun craft items. You are then ready to use your prop.

When you clown overseas, remember to bring an adaptor for any of your electrical props. Make up happy birthday certificates on your computer, put the birthday child's name on it & give it to them at their party. Kids are use to seeing the magical coloring book. Buy a coloring book the same size as the gimmick one. Tear out the pages and glue the cover onto the gimmick one. It looks like a different coloring book!

And. . . Did you know that Davey Crockett had three ears? Yes, a right one, a left one and a wild frontier.

 



COAI NEWS by Candy

The COAI convention for 2005 was a big success! There were about 300clowns in attendance and me being the Junior Joey Chair, I had about six juniors in attendance too. The Junior Joey Showcase was GREAT! The kids showed off what they learned and had everyone laughing with their cute skit performances! We had some great classes and wonderful headliners, and one in particular, Angel Contreras, is just a great artist and one great guy! He is the clown artist of clown artists and although I have talked to him by email and phone for a couple of years, (he is the designer of the COAI Junior Joey Logo) it was wonderful to finally meet him in person! The party theme was so much fun! "Elvis", "Don Ho" and a much heavier version of "Elvis" were the entertainment of the night and Dwayne Laflin's interpretation of "Elvis" was WONDERFUL! He was a good looking Elvis and could sing beautifully! Richard from Hawaii was a great "Don Ho" and Bubba Sikes was hilarious as "Heavy Elvis" and then a cute "Heavy Cupid"!! My daughter and I did a skit of the well known "Stage Coach" only we put a twist on it, we were prison escapees, George and Mugsy, and we took 5th in the top ten for it. My daughter Chrissy is 13 soon to be 14! We both did our first attempt at a hobo face for our prison costumes and she did a wonderful job! Those junior Joey make up teachers are great!
At the general meeting the board dressed in clown and the general membership enjoyed the board in clown so much that it was voted in by the general membership for the board to ALWAYS do the general meeting in clown from now on. There will now be a new competition added besides the face painting of full face and cheek art, it is called the Non traditional Auguste for next year. There is a committee that is working on it and will have it in place by the next convention in New Orleans. This is geared more towards the working clown.
Get ready for the 2006 convention to be held in New Orleans, LA!
Your Southwest Regional Vice President for COAI and the
Junior Joey Chair,
Butterscotch


 

The Art Of Trade Shows

 

There will be an ongoing monthly article on trade shows. Each month I will give you trade show topic and expand on it. This first article will tell you about trade shows in general and the specifics will be in subsequent monthly newsletter articles. Are trade shows for you?

At trade shows they are usually looking for specific bits & routines, which are devices to achieve their needs & goals. First look at the needs of the person who hired you. Your job is usually to entertain the crowd when it is busy and entertain the other vendors when it is slow. You have to keep both groups happy. You are one of the tools in achieving that goal.

Whether you are booked at an industry-only trade show or an "open to the public" consumer trade show the focus is always on product, customers and sales. The entertainment that you provide should be designed to stimulate a conductive sales environment and encourage business. You might be hired to work for the show's promoter to work the entire venue or to work for one company at a specific booth. You may be strolling the grounds doing walk-arounds for the vendors as well as the showgoers or doing strictly close-up entertainment in one specific area. You might be doing walk-arounds and scheduled shows. You may be needed strictly just for fun "meet & greet" routines and give-aways. Or you may want your material tailored for their specific products, show themes or services. Those products, themes or services, not the entertainers, are always the stars of the trade shows.

This is a challenge of combining variety, skills, arts and sales. There is excitement of working with crowds of people at a venue, out on the floor or even on a stage. Performing in the marketplace is a very old idea. And your financial rewards are worth all of the effort you give.

Return next month for an educational trade show topic!


 

Clown With A Passion - Stage Clowning

Feel good about what you do. You have the best job in the world! Not many jobs will pay you to play. And that is what we do. We play. It's hard work, but what a blast!

What we do is not a hobby unless we think of it that way. It is not collecting magic tricks or how many different types of balloon sculptures we can do. It is what we can do with one magic trick or one balloon that makes the magic in our clown. Take a feather duster and make it into a bouquet of flowers and hand out one feather at a time. What is left when all the feathers are gone? A trumpet to lead a band or an oar to row a boat? How about a microphone to interview people? Get it? It's not the tools we have but what we do with them! Our power to transform something into what is not is endless. Our power to be the best that we can be is there, but only if we believe in the goodness that we give.

Heah! We are in great company! Emmett Kelly, Laurel & Hardy, Frosty Little, Lou Jacobs, Charlie Chaplin, Lucille Ball, Buster Keyton and so many more.

And there was a time when clowns dominated the world's greatest stages and were paid very well for their contributions to the entertainment world. They were respected for their craft. Let's get that respect back. There is always room on stage for great clowns. Soooo. . . . Just do it, and do it with passion!

(from laugh makers vol. 14 - no. 1 & 2 1996)

 


FOOD - FOOD - FOOD!


We want to thank John Whiteriver for volunteering to bring food last month and for his great food.
Pam House and Brandt Stebbins are bringing the food for May.

 

 

BOB BERKY

A group of fourteen of us went to see BOB BERKY at the La Mirada Theatre. He was very entertaining. Some of his skits were very funny and his interaction with his adult volunteers was very good. Some people expressed a wish to do something like this again. So let me know if you have any shows or other entertainment in mind. A group trip to the circus would be a kick- Pom-Pom
 


Your Funny Business Board and Associates:

Pam "Twinkles d'Clown" House, President
562-431-6955
twinklesdclown@ yahoo.com

John "Cuddles" Acuna, Vice President
562-587-7866

Jackie "Sweetheart" McDoniel, Secretary
714-636-7966
jackiemc@ socal.rr.com

Candy "Butterscotch" Will, Treasurer and Regional Vice President for COAI
949-489-9971 Btrsctch4h@ cox.net

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